Written, shot and cut

Between lectures, ward rounds and call shifts

Starring

Classmates who were promised pizza

Lighting

Whatever the library left on

Sound

One lapel mic, mostly working

Continuity

Approximate

Medical advisor

The director, eventually

Catering

The hospital cafeteria, after 9 pm

Production paused for

Residency, fellowship and a great many ECGs

No patients appeared in, or were harmed by, these films.